Capo Cannoli’s Concrete Shoe Locks

Capo comes in every Thursday with injury updates and news of injuries yet to come if you know what I mean?  Capo will tell who is going to win this week’s games, and does what he needs to make sure it happens.  Don’t ask questions, just listen to Capo!

 Capo here!  I gots four great games for yous this week!  Here goes…

Take the Bills and the points against the Jags.  The Jags OL is in shambles, and the Bills D is looking good.  Look for Lee Evans to have big game and help the Bills maybe pull this one out on the road. Regardless they keep it close and the Jags don’t cover the 6 points. Capo says Jags 24-21.

Another pick I wouldn’t have made just two weeks ago. Take the Broncos to upset the Chargers.  Rumor has it Tony Two Times paid Merriman a little visit this past week. Rumor has it at least?  Anyways, Cutler is on fire, and SD is typically a slow starter.  Broncos win 31-27.

Houston is going to rock the Ratbirds. Mario Williams will be on Joe Flacco like Big Bobby B on plate of lasagna.  Flacco will fold under pressure and turn it over. Andre Johnson and Schaub will torch the secondary.  Texans 28 – 10.

And last but not least.  Our beloved Browns against those hated Steelers.  The Steelers looked like SuperBowl contenders in week 1, while the Browns looked like a 4-12 team.  What is key is I said looked like.  Ladies and gentlemen Cribbs is back and will be huge. One TD return and few big gains on offense. Braylon, K2 and Jamal each have a TD in them.  Shaun Rogers is going to eat Willie Parker and beat up Big Ben. He will crush the middle and change protections which will allow KW to get to him on the outside.  One lost fact from the opener is Eric Wright played well. He will shut down Hines Ward forcing that lil’ b#tch to cry on TV again. 

Capo says Browns 31 – Steelers 17.  And Capo will bet that TV on the back of the truck on it!