Sausage Specials Week 2

Johnny Sausage AKA The Italian Plumber stops by every Friday to give you the best fantasy football advice a TV that fell off a truck could buy!  Johnny a member of alleged organized crime family the Muni Lot Mafia is a world renowned fantasy football expert.  And his info is no ordinary info. It comes directly from Tony Two Time’s good friend Robbie Litesauce’s cousin Cappy Calzone who has a friend Mikey Mushroom that knows a guy who knows a guy…if you know what I mean!

Look if you don’t know on your own to start LT or TO then just leave now.  If you want the sleepers and the debatable starters decided for you then you are in the right place.

Quarterbacks this week to play are DA, Kitna and Rogers.  All three are top 10 plays this week.  I think DA is the 4^th best play this week. Look for 2-3 TD’s and over 300 in the air.  Kitna will throw the ball a lot for lots of yards, a couple of TD’s and an INT or two, but still a top 10 guy.  Rogers will be efficient against the Lions with a couple of TD’s and no INT. 

Drew Brees while still a top 10 play this week, don’t expect him to be the #2 or 3 overall like some do. 

Johnny likes Bush, Reggie that is.  75+ yards rushing and receiving with a TD.  Top 10 RB this week.  Chris Johnson is Reggie Bush without Kim Kardashian on his arm.  Look for him to humiliate the Bungles, and further make claim to #1 spot for the Titans.  I also expect SJax and LJ to bounce back this week.  Rams have no choice except to give SJax the ball, and LJ has a good match up. 

 Stay away from Willie Parker.  Shaun Rogers and Corey Williams were brought in for this game more than any other.  They will shut down that little freakin bowling ball!  And Mendenhall ain’t ready for prime time yet!

In honor of the Buckeyes big game I’m going with Teddy Ginn as a must start.  Decent receiving numbers combined with very good return yardage.  Look for DeSean Jackson to get behind the Cowgirls secondary like Braylon did; only he’ll catch it.  I really like Andre Johnson as a top 3 WR this week.  Dwayne Bowe can surely do to the Raiders what Royal did and more.  And Devery Henderson will be Brees’ 2^nd option after Bush, and remember Johnny likes Bush!

Hines Ward won’t do anything this week. Eric Wright actually had a pretty good game against Dallas for the most part and will hold Ward in check.  Then we can all watch him cry or throw a cheap shot. He’s better at both of those things than he is at playing WR.


As far as tight ends I think K2 is going to blow up for 100+ yards and at least a TD.  He is pumped and ready, and now understands the rivalry and the need to beat the Steelers.

 The golden boy from week 1 Rosario comes back down to earth against the tough Bears LB’s.

Go Browns, Go Buckeyes, Go bang that sgualdrina Ann Arbor and See you next Friday Paesanos!